Hugh Cornwell - Miss Teazyweezy lyrics

Her hair it always looks a mess She could be under stress miss teazyweezy Why do i let her get my goat It gives her time to gloat miss teazyweezy She declares war on everyone Be careful with your tongue miss teazyweezy You could call it civil defence She's probably too tense miss teazyweezy Oh miss teazyweezy see what you have done Oh miss teazyweezy she's only having fun Her hair's a state declaring war And life's a dreadful bore for teazyweezy South africans can rock her jeep By trying to be deep with teazyweezy With scissors ready in her hands Nobody stands a chance she's so bloodthirsty With duelling like you've never seen I call her african queen she'll do her worsty Oh miss teazyweezy see what have you done Oh miss teazyweezy she's only having fun