Huggy Bear - Catch 22 lyrics

[J-Zone] Hahah Another day Another f**ed up situation How did I get myself up in this sh** Oh my name? sh**, let me tell you a story hold up [J-Zone] My name is Dan Quayle but on the low that's the alias You see I'm on the run cause I could go to jail for this Crime I committed not worthy of forgiveness In a snaffoo dealin with this young missuss Met her at a party both a hundred proof plastered Easy to game, I tapped it Even when we came back sober Every other week I stopped over but I went out like a rover Cause I never pulled the sheet over my meat Raw dog like a sushi dish word to the crucifix Pullin out quick in the mix ain't save me Phone call 2am "I'm havin your baby" "enough to make a n***a go craazy" She trapped me As for college ain't no help from Pataki Cause with a kid I ain't makin no deposits And the mr __?__ hangin from the closet Nah those keep the wrinkles out the shirt that she gave me No abortion? f** that I'm goin for the baby "man you goin to hell" With a gasoline bomber Laugh at everytime in my life I seen drama And I hear my kid call my name daily "daddy" Now I'm on the run from the law cause if they bag me Her pops is big time in the prison "phone check fool" Her brother is a ex marine sleepin with a tek machine Thinkin with the co*k missile had to go and risk it Now I got a family after me with biscuits And dyin of my conscious god damn it's the worst Just a matter of time so my mother bought a hearst I'm in the middle of some sh**, Damn "a very difficult situation" "you done f**ed up you know that don't you? you know what I'm sayin" "I said, I, no. I, I thought" "I'm sayin that you done f**ed up now you know that don't you? hehe" "ah uh..yeah.. I" "you know you done f**ed up don't you" "I" "you know it don't you hehe. you know you done f**ed up?" "I'm through" "tell me what the f** I'm supposed to do" [J-Zone] Give up on life, break north and sniff glue Just don't know [Huggy Bear] I woke up bright & early just to see my PO He took my pee from me asked me am I working? said no Said I had 1 week to find employment or he'll violate me Convict of a felony with a criminal justice degree that's my irony By the 7th interview of the week I'm feeling bleak Beggin just to shovel sh** in heaps But when you check yes on the application to the felon question Got a better chance of finding work in Nicaragua during a depression Hopped on a bus cause my license is suspended Missed my next interview, the bus got rear ended This b**h started givin birth Told her "count to 10 in reverse, I watch ER" That sh** didn't work I'm at the employment agency with the vagrants Lookin for some f**ing type of vacancy Step up to the desk the clerk says "let me see, do you have sk**s? Do you know word perfect? do you know Lotus?" Um... no ma'am but I know Otis Dismissed quick, my situation's lookin hopeless Tried out at ChipNDale's as a stripper They told me "Drink some Creatine and come back next year thicker" Now if I don't find work they will send me up the river Can't even landscape it's the dead of winter Even got this by pack marked in the Foodmart Huggy Bear can't even get work gathering up shopping cart 7 days and nights slavin, skippin to probation The PO asked me what is my vocation? Pulled out a ca**ette tape and smacked him in the face with it I'm employed by the Crapht Connection and f** you Called up A-Dub for copies of my check stubs By the way this ridiculous probation sh** is through