Hopsin - Happy Ending lyrics

[Chorus] Hello how you doin'? I can give you good ma**age I can be your everything, you give me fifty bucks If you know say nothing, I can give you s**y-s**y If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky Hello how you doin'? I can give you good ma**age I can be your everything, you give me fifty bucks If you know say nothing, I can give you s**y-s**y If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky [Verse 1] Yup, just a normal day, on my favorite website, backpage.com I was scrolling through hoes, lookin' for a b**h to f**, I’m like, “That babe, uh huh” I was just about to call her, then I saw an ad pop up, I'm like, "Wait, oh my God!" You see, I had a really long day and I just could not turn down an Asian ma**age So, I called ‘em up and I said, “Hello, when is your next slot available?” She said, “You can come right now” f** yeah “Hurry up because I’ll wait for you” I pulled up and I sat in the waiting room 'Cause this sh** all set up is debatable If I get confronted by the police I just want a ma**age I am not here to break the rules Then, an Asian lady had a pen and told me “Come over here to the counter” Then she ask me if I wanted to get a session for 30 minutes or an hour I said, "Hmm uh I'll take 30, nah, matter a fact I’ll do an hour, f** it" 'Cause I know whatever's 'bout to go on behind those doors I’m 'bout to love it She say “you shove me 50 dollar but for you I do 45” I say thank you and gave her the money Then she say, “okay let's go inside” I'm like "f** yeah", it's about to go down right now So good what I found right now I’m about to let it all out right now, yeah [Chorus] Hello how you doin'? I can give you good ma**age I can be your everything, you give me fifty bucks If you know say nothing, I can give you s**y-s**y If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky Hello how you doin'? I can give you good ma**age I can be your everything, you give me fifty bucks If you know say nothing, I can give you s**y-s**y If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky [Verse 2] Look So I walked back to the ma**age room, she said “Take your clothes off, and then put this robe on” I’m like, "okay, no prob'" Oh God, this about to be so fun And no one, even knows She left, I got undressed And all the sudden a new asian girl walked through the door She said, "Hello how are you? I am Muli that's what you can call me and I give you lovely asian ma**age" I’ve been waiting for this all day I position myself on the table and put my face down in the circular cushion And she started ma**aging my back I knew something was up with the way she was lookin' Then she slid her tiny little finger tips down my spine right over my bu*tcrack She was ma**aging my booty then go to my thighs and start touching my nutsack f** yeah Then I put a little bitty sway in my hips to let her know I like it Something was 'bout to go down you can see it a miles away you don't have to be psychic She said, "You want something?” I said, “Yes I do” She said, “You big strong man, I really like you!” I said, “I like you too” Then she said, “You want the hand, s**y, f**y, tell me right now 'cause I need to know” I said “I’ll have all three of those”, then I thought ooh she a little freaky hoe She said, “I give it to you for cheap, you give me 125 dollar” I said, “OKAY here you go” Lowkey I was feeling kinda awkward She jacked me off and gave me my top first I stayed quiet as I watched her My dick had a strong posture She said, “You very big like a monster” She got naked then I humped her I’m loving this little tiny asian booty I swear, this girl is the best I’m building a sweat I’m k**in' it yes I pulled out and spilled on her breast Everything was just right I hit the hour on the deadline I guess I’m gonna leave now She said, “That's fine, thank you come again next time” [Chorus] Hello how you doin'? I can give you good ma**age I can be your everything, you give me fifty bucks If you know say nothing, I can give you s**y-s**y If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky Hello how you doin'? I can give you good ma**age I can be your everything, you give me fifty bucks If you know say nothing, I can give you s**y-s**y If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky [Outro] Hey, no shame in my game buddy If you looking for me, you know where to find me At an Asian ma**age parlor Because when the times get rough, a happy ending is necessary Hahaha Oh yeah, strap up kids It’s important