Hoodie Allen - Act My Age lyrics

[Verse 1:] They say the way I act is immature Well don't be mad at me because you're feeling insecure The only golf I ever tried to play was miniature And when you ask me sign your b**bs I smiley face my signature But my parents raised me right, they were sticklers And we don't even fight, we're like oil and some vinegar Getting a job is like a pregnant woman giving birth You're trying to push me in the wrong direction and it f**ing hurts So most our friends already moved out of they mama's cribs I'm still throwing parties at my house, like Stifler So if you go around and try to tell me how to live I'mma take your girl and Mortal Kombat finish her [Pre-Hook:] But when it's done and the party shuts down And the cops try to lay my a** on the ground One day we might tell our kids, but until that day let's live like this [Hook:] My friends grew up, they never get drunk They never wanna hang out late They're gonna get jobs, they're gonna pay bills They're gonna get old and gray I'll never do that, I wanna stay young Don't wanna fit in, I wanna have fun So if that's okay, I don't think I'm ever gonna act my age [Verse 2:] And when it comes to getting older No matter what I do, I'm never feeling like a grown up People trying to make me change, you'd think there was a quota Like there ain't enough unemployed motherf**ers with diplomas Everybody waiting 'round hoping that they blow up But I'mma make it sooner, Oklahoma I learned to be a player, make money like I'm an owner These other rappers are so over the hill, word to Jonah So if you see me in a restaurant, say hi to me And if I ask you if you like my new sh**, lie to me Word to Tim Roth And I don't know if I fit in with your society So chill, take a pill for anxiety and doze off [Pre-Hook 2:] But when it's late and you're all alone And you're too damn drunk to be walking home Then maybe you should call it quits But until that day let's live like this [Hook] [Bridge:] Oh, it's all good, it's alright, it's okay We can live however we want And there ain't nobody that can get in our way Oh, it's all good, it's alright, it's okay We gon' do whatever we want Never gonna listen to a word you say [Hook]