Hoodie Allen - Pa**in' Me By lyrics

[Intro] Pa**in' Me By 2009 right (3x) It's Hoodie, Illa, Pharcyde Yeah we about to k** it [Verse 1: Hoodie Allen] Now in my younger days I used to sport a shag When I went to school I carried lunch in a bag Wack, my backpack bigger than my body was My Spanish teacher always telling me to adios Out of the cla** cause I couldn't keep from talking My converse kicks, they lighting up when I was walking To the principals office, I'm nauseous Then I saw this pretty little thing and she was gorgeous Had to make a move I was on this So very nice to meet you She told me she was new to school I came at her like "me too" And that was just a lie for the hell of it Plus we're at the age where the breasts are developing So I say whatever just to relish in the moment that we had Cause it's sad, the day I took her over to my pad She met friend Chad and that's a terrible mistake Cause the second that I turned around he asked her for a date Like wait, hold up, now way [Hook](3x) She keeps on pa**ing me by (Never the less, I'll say it again) [Verse 2: Hoodie Allen] And when I dream of something good I think of me and Allie Cause she was from the hood But when she spoke it's like the valley And no we're not in Cali But like how was I to judge her When the way that she flirted Made me think I'm gonna f** her She was like no other I just hope that she can see me When the other though of me As their little brother, Stevie I'm the youngest in the cla** So I'm her youngest suitor And then she came right up to me And said she need a tutor All I could do is stare Which had a project for the cla** But I swear I didn't care Now she had a bone to pick But I swear that I was over it I'm hoping it will happen But I think I need a prayer To get the Ugg boots off her feet and the tights And then the cut-off shoulder hoodie, it'll be over tonight Although it's getting real late, I made a move to her zone Cause I won't have to hear about her go and taking me home I said "I get my learner's permit soon, I'm pa**ing my road test And she was trying to block it when she thinkin' she knows best Oh yes, I could tell we wanted the same Except she wanted my brain And I just wanted some brains Oh my bad, it must've been a miscommunication She said "when you get older kid, damned if I'd be waiting" So now I'm always skating, that day me an a**hole So now when girlies come on by, I'm telling them to pa** low [Hook] Woo! It's Illustrate, what? It's Illustrate or Hoodie Allen (2x) Here we, here we, here we, here we, here we go! [Verse 3: Illustrate] They keep on pa**in' me by askin' why I said but don't say Konichiwa Now you see why I can't but help but break a sweat over these divas Jesus, help me when my speech flutters into a deep smother Peep how much I lover but still than I'd say I f** her Got little game man, I'm dressing very basic This one girl compared my attitude to Larry David She incurred my first try, thought I learned my lesson But her style so fly, that I wrote in instant message My dear, my dear, my dear, my dear, you will not blow me But you show me very well you would delve right into me If I was G, but now you see, I'm not into any of that sh** I thought that she was a queen, but now I see that she's a .... I wish that I was farsighted like Pharcyde Never been a smart guy, I'll deny these bizarre rides Cause girls talk trash, love only the cash Got no cla** so I had to let her pa** [Hook](3x) [Outro](3x) Keeps pa**in' me by She Keeps pa**in' me by