Hoodie Allen - Intro To Anxiety lyrics

Happy camper, happy camper Happy camper, oh Yo, life can be super happy, life can be super sad I'm trying super hard to separate the good and the bad I'll go back to my future just to get to my past But knowing me, my DeLorean would probably crash Sometimes I get in a taxi when I ain't got no cash Worry if my credit card don't work, then I might have to dash Have the cab driver chase me 20 blocks down 7th Ave And if he catching up to me, I know he'll wanna kick my a** Damn, that's one hell of an imagination Even worse than talking to these girls, I get infatuated Send a text and it go green, wonder what that f**ing mean Like did it send, has it been seen? Why ain't she writing back to me? Probably chatting with some other guys and I feel jealousy Two days later, she write back, like S-R-Y, I fell asleep I think I'll be alone forever, maybe I'll live with my parents That way I could eat the food and never feel embarra**ed cause Sometimes I let my ego get the best of me Sometimes I wonder why my stress is stressing me Sometimes I lay awake and I can't go to sleep This is my introduction to anxiety Sometimes I need someone to take control of me Sometimes I let my demons get ahold me Sometimes I think that sh** ain't what it used to be This is my introduction to anxiety Okay cla**, settle down, this is your teacher talking I got the girls in the OC flipping like Mischa Barton The only time I socialize is at a pizza party Usually I see a party, overthink and keep on walking Cause what if the friends I came with leave me with a bunch of strangers? Standing all alone, I won't have no one to play drinking games with And now I'm semi-famous, all they want's a selfie with me Or several shots of whiskey to test my masculinity And see how we compare or have a story for their friends But I still feel like just some f**ing guy so none of it makes sense I don't need attention, I need an intervention From the internet like I got sent home from a school suspension Staring at my ceiling and I'm trying to make sense of it Asking no one in particular, "Is this the best it gets?" Swear to God, I hope it's not Also know I shouldn't swear Used to give a thousand f**s but nowadays I just don't care cause Sometimes I let my ego get the best of me Sometimes I wonder why my stress is stressing me Sometimes I lay awake and I can't go to sleep This is my introduction to anxiety Sometimes I need someone to take control of me Sometimes I let my demons get ahold me Sometimes I think that sh** ain't what it used to be This is my introduction to anxiety This is my introduction, oh And we back This is my introduction, oh Oh, I'll give it to you, no interruption You know, like the song? You've probably, you've heard that one, right?