Hoodie Allen - Cake Boy lyrics

[Verse 1] This is for my instagram models Eatin’ up the cake, watch it go right to your bottom You should get a new job, holla at McDonalds Listen when I speak, baby you could write a novel The way I spit flows put you in a pickle, cause I did it with no label Got a crystal ball ? cause I already got them quesos It’s simple, treat ‘em like Kinkos cause they only tryin’ to copy me Last I checked you ain’t some handsome devil with a college degree But you think you can have your cake and eat it too Well tell me why these pretty women never leave with you I even ask your mom and pops and they like, “We approve” That’s why your girlfriend screamin’ out my name, I call that Beetlejuice Cause I’m the one she choosin’ as her preference Minnesota women show me love like I was Kevin Pull up in your city, I could swear there’s no exception sponsored links Get up in my Xbox, cause I’m well connected [Hook] I know some people that they used to hate 20 women in my trailer like I’m movin’ weight Yeah no wonder why we celebrate Hold up, you ain’t invited homie you can bake a Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake Homie you can bake a Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake [Verse 2] Yeah, they wanna talk, but I don’t wanna conversate Watch these women serve the p**y like it’s on a plate Gordon Ramsay though, watch me grab a fancy ho Just because we eatin’ that don’t mean that we be on a date Plus I’m more Seth Cohen than you’ve ever been That’s why I take all these women down like medicine You be poppin’ pills just to get some extra thrills I say, “Hell no” to my lawyer, you can throw out all my deals I’m like ? when I bring game Put a bunch of cash under the table And cop me a big name and a big house And a show on basic cable Probably be hostin’ some comedy roastin’ Just talkin’ ’bout sh** cause it’s very explosive They wanna control this and remote control this I pull out the guns or they give me a holster, shwoop! I’m tryin’ to coast along the coast, caught me a Astin Na, I ain’t the son of Christ, but I got pa**ion You offended? Woops, I ain’t even askin’ I’m too busy f**in’ these older women like I’m Ashton Bang! [Hook] I know some people that they used to hate 20 women in my trailer like I’m movin’ weight Yeah no wonder why we celebrate Hold up, you ain’t invited homie you can bake a Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake Homie you can bake a Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake [Outro] I’m Hoody, I’m-I’m-I’m Hoody I’m Hoody, I’m-I’m-I’m Hoody, b**h I’m Hoody, I’m-I’m-I’m Hoody I’m Hoody, I’m-I’m-I’m Hoody, b**h