Hoodie Allen - White Girl Problems lyrics
[Intro] Place to rest when you get tired (I got so many bills to pay) When your own address is expired (I tweet way too much) Hell this is my fifth take of this intro My dad likes to call that life But I like to call that [Verse 1] White girl problems, met her back in autumn Every gift I try to give her she already got 'em Messing with the TA, wonder what she taught him Work her way down, literally to the bottom Where are all my best friends, I cannot ignore them Never gonna text them, I ain't too important Look at what my dad bought, yeah it was imported He took a second loan cause our family can't afford it, nice guy Gotta finish last if it's a sport Call her Cee-Lo cause she crazy and her arms are kinda short Got a traffic ticket once, but she didn't go to court And she interrupts my sessions every time that I record So I tell her I got so much sh** up on my plate, it's a buffet Now we out in paris and these women look like Muzzei Superficial she just need a Combs like puffy You don't need to go but I think you need to trust me [Hook] Come take a drink with me forget all you know You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor I think your fly but your friend's ugly fo sho Well, come take a drink with me forget to enroll [Verse 2] White girl problems, met her at a concert Think it was Tiesto, already forgot it Who am I to blame her, she was so obnoxious Got a little taste of your lips, it was toxic We should keep in contact, okay that is nonsense Sure I'll take your email, tell me where to jot it Got a pen and pencil on me at all times cause I rhyme Now I'm kinda feeling genius that I brought it Switchup, not like ?? but I wish I was richer Finally graduated she majored in being mixed up Recognize you from T.V., Yo can we please take a picture? I call you Mary-Kate cause I can't really tell the difference It beats me, addicted to pills and Avicii The Hills used to be cool, what happened to LC Parents moving to Florida so who's left to help me I can't but I'll write about you on my LP [Hook] Come take a drink with me forget all you know You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor I think you fly but your friend's ugly fo sho Well, come take a drink with me forget to enroll [Bridge] White girl problems, all over the world What we gonna do with these girls Yo, here's some famous people that have them: Taylor Swift got white girl problems Mandy Moore got white girl problems Kobe Bryant got white girl problems Kanye West got white girl problems Michael Phelps got white girl problems The cast of Friends got white girl problems All of y'all got white girl problems Hoodie's back, it's time to solve 'em