Hons - 1UP (Video Games Part II) lyrics

[Verse 1: Hons] Yo, save the princess, save the world Spent my teens in front screens instead of chasing girls Way too busy jumping barrels on computers Clocking Robocop 2, you can call me Duke Nukem (Come get some!) That's a link to my past The pitful of my laugh would always driven by heart If being an honest man my favourite game would have to be Wonderboy in Monsterland, playing two controllers, jam Mario and Duckhunt, orginal split screen Both on one cartridge it was hard to keep that sh** clean Always had Megadrive, guess I was arrogant Big Head mode on the Jam when I was slamming it The era golden like the axe was Spoiled as a kid man I had the whole catalogue I was born to play, never was I bored a day Dust off the Commodore and load up California Games [Verse 2: Phatty Phew] Yeah, I'mma f** you up, pistol sideways and duck hunting I'm here to kick arse and chew bubblegum (And I'm all outta gum) Power battle double jump, Mortal Kombat uppercut Scorpion the whole block and press up up Hard from Lara Croft (Fatality) Learn everything I knew from Leisure Suit Larry Was in the game more than EA is Still wondering where the f** Carmen in San Diego is VGA 286 NBA Jam with sticky tape on the Queens head Yeah I love GTA 5 dude But I'm still doing k** frenzies in a bird's eye view On the main menu (Yeah?) Press square, triangle, circle, x, x, circle, triangle, square I feel old is better Call it retro, we call it the golden era [Hook: Sesta] And I don't really know how to feel If I should be impressed with this world, the graphics are real Maybe I should leave it alone, get outta home But no they got games on my mobile phone So (game over) when I'm down give me 1UP (game over) when I'm down give me 1UP (game over) when I'm down give me 1UP (I dreamt I was stuck in this game of rap music) [Verse 3: Sesta] Can't fight play Shinobi thought it taught me to swing Till I bumped into a stranger and lost all of my rings If you wanted to multiplayer with me you're staying over Couldn't save but when I was dead that mean game is over ? kept me sober, my social life was easy Cos when I was alone that mean nobody could beat me Didn't need connections, don't matter if I'm lagging Bumbag a twenties and coming for Double Dragon Never lost a controller because they wired But then again I never pa**ed school cos I was tired b**h please I'm playing Civ 3 Road Rashing and crashing it on the split screen Corpse looter, don't like the shooter If you was much better on computer So don't complicate it, reality been overated I'm just kinda glad I made it [Verse 4: K21] Arose from my coffin and start roasting your squadron Hosting your losses and then I'm ghosts to your goblins Adrian's an alien who's caning em and taming em Freddy, Jason, or Damian when I step on the stage again Don't wait for an invitation I'll rock it like a rap tour Hacksaw with a hacksaw, hacking into an actor Who's bigger head than NBA Jam and tour the back board Keep a couple rumble packs stored up in my stash draw Using my lawn mower like I'm playing Dead Rising Shredded competitive left em redder than M. Bison Cognac sipper slash bomb rapper spitter With the pen I Murder Inc. like I'm a contract k**er The Single Minded Civil' now I'm part of the baddest army k** everyone on the track then knock myself, kamikaze Own a ? and ? and behave yourself Put a dollar in your arse cos you played yourself [Hook: Sesta] And I don't really know how to feel If I should be impressed with this world, the graphics are real Maybe I should leave it alone, get outta home But no they got games on my mobile phone So (game over) when I'm down give me 1UP (game over) when I'm down give me 1UP (game over) when I'm down give me 1UP (I dreamt I was stuck in this game-game over [Verse 5: Trials] (Hadouken!) Yep hit em with that Shin Shoryuken Or I stay having a baby is the new gen The next gen intrusive (Hello!) shoulda read books Saw this woman in labor and when I said push Out the pipes like a waterpool device Leaving Vault 101 walking towards the light With a Stimpak for the stats, bottle caps for the cash Then I open up the V.A.T.S. for the rats Bioshock dead body in ? You must beat Shan Lung to even stand a chance T's playing RPG's looking for something Even offline I find somebody pushing my bu*tons and its over Soldier of Fortune of poor tunes, gold edition Need for Speed in the pole position Golden Gun against that loaded PP7 Till I pulled out my (yeah!) then revealed a secret weapon