When I saw you waking Underneath the tree I had seven questions So I asked you five and you answered three And I got the answer I needed to obtain I know what to call you If I ever run into you again I know your name When I saw you walking Underneath the sun I still had five questions So I asked you three and you answered one And I got the info I needed to attain I know what to carve there When you get your plaque in the Hall of Fame I know your name You used your ukulele To euthanize my brain You're strong as a shillelagh You're sweet as aspartame I an*lyze you daily Results remain the same Now that I know your name Found a man to help with What I was going through He had several questions So he asked me one and I said 'I do' Now I'm your only fella And you're my only dame You're the one I'm meant for As far as I can ascertain I know your name