Honest Bob And The Factory-To-Dealer Incentives - Leopold lyrics

He was born in 1882 in London He'd kick your a** at violin and organ And then he'd steal your wife Hey, that's life You broke one of my favorite possessions Of course you realize this means war Now I fart in your general direction I won't stop until I even up the score You can't keep me down forever I will hunt you down and get her Leopold With Greta Garbo Those two made quite a pair You broke my banjo You won't be coming up for air And little do you know You're singing for a long-haired hare All I want is to sing and play me harp What's the matter fat boy Can't you hear you're sharp? You can't keep me down forever I will track you down and get her back Leopold