Honest Bob And The Factory-To-Dealer Incentives - You Don't Love Me Yet lyrics

Anything you do with a telephone I can do with a piece of string I never try to call you 'cause you're always at home You're just waiting for the phone to ring I could be your object, baby You could be my thing But you don't love me yet You don't love me yet I'm handsome and I'm clever and I play the clarinet But you don't love me yet You don't love me yet Anything you do with superglue I can do with a rubber band You'll shoot it at my eye and then I'll die Yeah I know you've got it planned Then you could throw me in a ditch And cover me with sand But you don't love me yet You don't love me yet You could be my Romeo and I your Juliet But you don't love me yet You don't love me yet I've got references I've got references I've got references I know several women who would tell you under oath That men are good for just two things and I excel at both Yeah you're lucky that I'm single, better catch me while you can If you wait too long then I'll have taken someone else's hand They're lining up behind you now and everyone's a fan Anything you do with a rolodex I can do with an index card I'm writing down the things that you're gonna do next No it isn't very hard You could cover me with leaves And burn me in your yard But you don't love me yet You don't love me yet I could be your Mickey Mouse and you'd be my Annette I played Bjorn Borg at tennis and I won most every set I look like Charles Lindbergh and I'd like to fly a jet I'm very fond of animals although I'm not a vet I know your brain is saying da but your heart still says nyet 'Cause you don't love me yet You don't love me yet (Other lines that sometimes sneak in there: I could be your Montague and you my Capulet I'm the biggest thing in music since Alanis Morissette)