Homer Simpson - Born Under a Bad Sign lyrics

Homer: Born under a bad sign Been down since I began to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all Hard luck and trouble Been my only friend I been on my own Ever since I was ten Born under a bad sign I been down since I began to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all I don't like to read I can hardly write My whole life has been One big fight Born under a bad sign I been down since I began to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck I said I wouldn't have no luck at all And that ain't no lie (Guitar solo) You know, if it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no kind of luck If it wasn't for real bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all You know fear of falling Is all I crave A big bag of pork rinds Gonna carry me to my grave Born under a bad sign I been down since I began to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck I tell ya I wouldn't have no luck at all Good take boys, yeah I think now that I'm a blues singer, I should have some kind of name How 'bout Muddy Simpson. No. Big Homer. T-Bone Homer Blind Lemon Simpson. Blind Lemon-lime Homer. Blind Grapefruit Homer Blind Strawberry Alarm Clock Homer. No that's... they used that