[Verse 1] Yo, I was riding my bike down the bike path Going the wrong way, but who's to say what the wrong way is? Unless they not minding they business Along comes this chick, like "you're going the wrong mister" In her brain she thought she was a authority figure Even though she was a b**h I still thanked her with kindness And was like "thank you miss" despite the fact she sounded like this . . [Verse 2] I love my fans but sometimes can't understand When they tell me about they favorite jams Like "yo I'm waiting for another jam exactly like this one" Sun I don't make the same jam or record twice I am way too nice So please don't ever in your life come to me with suggestions You'll get dismissed On top of the fact you'll sound like this [Verse 3] The other day I got a call from the people at HuffPo That made me think they dumb slow They wanted to know What I thought about some rap beef Between and a dude that's mediocre and a dude that's okay I was like oh, you don't say? Didn't I just send you an entire article about the link between ma** media and private prisons That I thought was really important but you was like "No, it isn't" Next instant you got the gumption To hit me up to try and talk about some dumb sh** You sound like this [Verse 4] This girl told me that she loved me Yo she saw me on the regular But then I met another fly chick And she was mad when I went to get with her I had to tell her "Yo, I love it when you visit me But I don't understand why you wanna limit me" She told me "Grow up stop acting like a kid" I had to tell her "Yo, that ain't what love is" You sound like this [Verse 5] People hit me up for verses and never mention the budget They are the definition of bugging I understand where you coming from I know you on the come up and ain't rich But why you wanna sound like this? [Verse 6] I met a rapper that s**s who is way more famous than I am Can you believe s**a tried to kick some knowledge to the Boy Sand Telling me that I was a brand And I should think about rocking with a band And it's a good thing I got on InstaGram And a bunch of other, meaningless nonsense Shut up dick you sound like this