Shirley Depressed, She is a mess. I wonder what's behind her plastic breasts She is convinced everything's fine There's nothing I can say to change her mind What the hell is wrong with you? What am I supposed to do To get you out of your bedroom? She wants to be alone Shirley wants to be alone Shirley Depressed, She is obsessed With her ex-boyfriend that treated her like sh** Waiting in line, wasting her time For someone that she should've left behind When will she ever get a clue? That you have better things to do, Than sit and cry inside your room