Home Grown - Christmas Crush lyrics

Had a crush on Santa Since I was 9 years old But Santa why do you go? Once a year you come visit me Eat my cookies, leave presents the same old routine But now Santa I want something more No presents are what this girl's asking for Santa sleep with me tonight.Yeah! I read these words in her diary An invasion of my girlfriends privacy I shouldn't have but I'm glad I did Wonder what does she see in him A big old tub of jelly with a double chin He's older then my grandmother And this Christmas I really desire Sexual attraction for this holiday star I've got a plan that you wouldn't believe But I gotta act fast.It's Christmas Eve It's Christmas Eve.It's Christmas Eve Santa's suit is what I would get And give my girlfriend a night that she'll never forget And neither will I Went through my closet and found a red robe Made a beard out of cotton stuff a shirt with pillows And drove to my girls house I slipped down the chimny And to my dismay I saw Santa and her in red lingerie And in between all the moans and groans I heard her say O Santa! O Santa! She Santa I miss you, I love you I wish you would stay home forever with me Santa I knew you were coming to town But tonight your coming with me Santa, get off of my girlfriend get off of my girlfriend get off of my girlfriend