Home Brew Crew - Alcoholic lyrics

[Intro: Voice over] "Hi everybody, welcome to the wednesday meeting, yep yep Um everybody give it up for Eli, first of all, who's been off The meth for a whole month now, and his wife's getting out Of jail next thursday, is that right? Anyway we've got a new speaker Today so big round of applause for this young man here." Is this thing on? It's been about a week now, and I'm startin' to get weak now I wake up at 11:30 that's when I start getting thirsty and I don't know what it is All I know there's a bottle in the fridge With my name on it If I want it Cause I'm an alcoholic and I know Yeah Hi my name is Tom I'm an addict Can't really remember just how long I been at it I'm guessing that this happened like a pattern that I follow Cause my father's a fiend, and So was mum too. So its somethin' like part of my genes But it's hard to get clean, but its hard to sustain But at the end of it I really can only answer to me And it's the way it is I truly learned that So don't give me all that "Channeling the universe" crap Thats a load of sh** I ain't tryna' to pa** the blame Like it's just a part of fate And I ain't got a part to play Cause if that's the case then I really can't escape Might as well just start the day with a gla** of chardonnay Like my dad does thinking that time can never catch us Following my nose kinda like my bro Haz does But I'm scared I'll end up in a home like Daz was That dude went mad once, but nah f** that buzz I'm looking for a little more But sh** is raw Cause its just a little short walk to the liquor store A little more to middlemore My mind keeps saying "this is what I'm living for" but my liver isn't sure It's 6 In the mornin' we're about to close the club But we know the owner so we're there until they open up And that's why I'm broke as f** bank account Golden Duck Blowing bucks on these d** going nuts tryna' sober up I woke up Friday morning Lying on the floor in a one man cell He said I punched that c*ntstable How many lies can one man tell And now I'm on probation They got me at rehabilitation Asking for some explanation. I said "I just like getting wasted" So don't ask why I'm stoned And look lady I don't know Sign my forms so I can go Cause I got court at 9 tomorrow And if the judge is a b**h I could even jump off a bridge Or go get on it Cause I'm an alcoholic and I know I f**in' hate this place f**in' hate this place more than f**in' ace of ba** f** what this lady says I bet she's smoked more Smack than I've ever drunk beer And then she asks me if I been high this week; "f** yeah!" I've been high like a pilot Why try to deny I won't lie I've been wired Popping E like vitamin c You wanna read my mind like a psychic You really wanna know why I get high "cause I like it" Does it really take a f**in' Einstein to figure that out? How much more sh** can you spit out your fat mouth Who would have known you'd get addicted to crack WOW What a f**in' breakthrough everybody clap now Just give it up for jack for giving up the crack It's been a whole week since he had a huff and snap Rolled his dead ex-wife in some bubble wrap Filled a duffel bag with all her husband's stuff and gapped, yeah It's been a month and they got nothing back Just a lecture from some alchie in a trucker cap Tryna' to tell me how to me live my life Bro cut the crap Sobriety? what the f** is that? Can't even spell it bro I f**in' hate this place like the f**in' Ellen show Straight up I f**in' hate this place like f**in' Baby Face,and Eric Clapton Nah f** this sh** I ain't even finished this sh** Ya know I won't go and get stoned with some hippie b**h with ankle bracelets PAINT YAH TOE NAILS b*tch!