Hollywood Undead - Bottle And A Gun lyrics

[Intro] It was once a dark lonely summer's eve On the lonely streets of Sunset When the lord called upon 6 crazy M.C.'s J-dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz and the Producer Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, C'mon! And I can show you how to hump without making love The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak My clothes are always retro Sexual like I'm hetero And I play a b**h like Nintendo (ZELDA!) Take her for a ride in my benzo Funny as f**, I should do stand up Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a f** (f** you) Got a gold a** grill Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill Hop in the ride, let's roll I'm a baritone with a voice so low It'll make your speakers explode And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH!) Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAYS! If you got beef, then you better step up b**h Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to f** with And I can show you how to hump without making love The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak Girl, come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro Introduce me to your mom as Charles It's Charlie Scene, Shake your a** to the ba** Wait till you see my face, hey b**h! Wear them tight jeans that show your a** crack My first name gives Vietnam flash backs I get drunk and do the same old, same old Take three girls home, and call them Charlie's Angels What you gonna do after we get signed? I'm gonna lose my mind Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride Go back in time, be there that night and save 2 Pac's life Then pay my fine for getting caught f**ing on the Hollywood sign I got the game on lock I'll have a bottle and a glock with biceps like The Rock Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch And I can show you how to hump without making love The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak Get down, I'll show you how C'mon girl, let me show you how Let's get freaky deaky now [repeat] And I can show you how to hump without making love The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak Get down, I'll show you how If you got beef, then you better step up b**h Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to f** with Get down, I'll show you how I'll have a bottle and a glock with biceps like The Rock Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch b*tch! What motherf**er?!