Holderness Family - This Year Is A Dumpster Fire lyrics

{Verse 1} Lots of famous people died, how many times have you cried? How flippin' terrible is 2020? All our workouts are alone, Top Gun postponed When's the last time you went to see a movie? {Verse 2} Harvey Weinstein, yuck, racism really su*ks Australia wildfires burning up their land Murder hornets killing bees, wiping out their colonies Here's a freaking picture of them in a human hand There was a debate one night like a kindergarten fight Next debate, all of a sudden they brought in a mute bu*ton Most of our kids stuck at home, there is zero time alone Gyms are closed, we're getting fat just 'cause someone ate a bat {Chorus} This year is a dumpster fire Probably won't be sober 'til this year is over This is a dumpster fire It is so absurd, here are some names and words {Verse 3} Zombie fires, flying snakes, Carolina earthquakes Tiger King, Carole Baskin, Brexit actually happened Locust swarm, meth gators, Zoom weddings, mask haters Tom Hanks scared us all, Dow Jones historic fall {Verse 4} Yeah, we can't travel, countries hate us, record numbers of cicadas And a bunch of asteroids almost hit Earth Pentagon says they know that there was a UFO But we cared more about a toilet paper dearth Disney World got cancelled, Cops the show got cancelled Burning Man got cancelled, every concert got cancelled Kenny Chesney tour cancelled, Doobie Brothers tour cancelled Green Day tour cancelled, Bob Dylan tour cancelled {Chorus} The year is a dumpster fire Probably won't be sober 'til this year is over The year is a dumpster fire We're not even mentioning the flippin' election {Verse 5} Birds picking up sharks, Broadway going dark Giant star disappears after, like, a billion years Prince Harry quit the fam a month before a global pandemic Shut the world down, none of us will leave our town Couldn't go to the store, mostly we just stayed indoors Snooki left the Jersey Shore, I can't take it anymore {Chorus} The year is a dumpster fire Probably won't be sober 'til this year is over The year is a dumpster fire And we won't even mention this flippin' election