Holderness Family - I'm Adulting lyrics

{Chorus} Yeah, she made it to her meeting on time (I'm adulting) I fertilized my grass with some lyme (I'm adulting) She's folding 20 towels on the reg (I'm adulting) I made a frittata with some eggs (I'm adulting) {Verse 1} Remember 20 years ago? I was a bro Went out really late, ate raw cookie dough She watched 20 TV shows, drank a bottle of Bordeaux Felt fine the next day, went to a club 'til 4 20 years later, we don't frequent those facilities We always chеck the weather whеn we plan our activities We're sleepy at 8:30 and we water our backyard Yeah, we are adulting so hard {Chorus} I clean between my toes in the shower (I'm adulting) She sat in carpool for an hour (I'm adulting) I put a bill in an envelope (I'm adulting) She sliced up a whole cantaloupe (I'm adulting) {Verse 2} Don't make fun of my adulting, that's insulting Got a job in consulting and it's resulting In a paycheck that goes into a budget every day And a little bit goes into my 410k I'm gonna crack a beer and live the good life, yeah Before I do it though, I gotta ask my wife, yeah 'Cause one of us has to drive tonight Because it's our kid's school's big bingo night {Chorus} She's flossing her teeth, no doubt (I'm adulting) I got a snore guard for my mouth (I'm adulting) She puts on moisturizer and ointment (I'm adulting) I made my own doctor's appointment (I'm adulting) {Verse 3} Hey, I got invited to a boys' trip in November But I'd rather spend all of that money on a new blender This is the most excited I have ever seen her When she got her couch done by a professional cleaner We gotta go now, we're going on a walk Gonna leave our phones at home, gonna have a nice talk And if you swerve by going too fast, we will mention "Those young people, they never pay attention!" {Chorus} She put wallpaper on a dresser (I'm adulting) She bought a new food processor (I'm adulting) I'm making sure this table is stable (I'm adulting) I think I'm paying too much for cable (I'm adulting) {Outro} Yeah, we out If you need me, I'll be balancing my checkbook I added up my hand ironically because my bank already does it electronically And she'll be packing her own lunch for when she goes to work, yeah She's saving dollar dollar bills, y'all (Dollar dollar bills, y'all, dollar dollar bills, y'all) Adulting