I was born on the Junco River where the dragon surely dwells And Saint George stood with a mighty word and told it well Hey, babe, it’s your birthday – my sweet little one Six years old and truth be told you’re the only one It’s hard, Lord Lord, it’s hard Everybody in the whole damn place has gotta have a good time Say Biloxi – it’s tough all over Ah, Houston – you scared me sober But all around my old hometown I was known as a loner You know I wasn’t lonely, I just liked being alone It’s hard, Lord Lord, it’s hard It’s hard, Lord Lord, it’s hard Everybody in the whole damn place has gotta have a good time I was down by the Junco River where the dragon surely dwells And Saint George stood with a mighty word and told it well It’s hard, Lord Lord, it’s hard It’s hard, Lord Lord, it’s hard There’s one way in and there’s one way out and we’re gonna have a good time