Hindi Lyrics - Gud Evening Ladies And Gentlemen lyrics

Gud evening ladies and gentlemen Abey yeh yeh u hu hu aa ha ha me latake rahega kya Arey hamako nautanki dikha nautanki Thik hai behan bhaiyyo, ham aapko aaisi hee kuchh chij dikha rahe hai Jo aapne mahabharat ke jamane se, jo kand dekhte aa rahe hai Abhee aapko ek kand idhar bhee dikha rahe hai Itna sannata kyon hai bhai Ek do tin aaja bhanje pyare sadee utar karle maje sare Mai bhee hu bhanja teraa mama aaun kya teree madad karne ?? tu abb toh aaja sadee blouse peticoat leke tu aaja Sadee nahee salwar nahee koee chij toh leke aa ha ha ha ha ha..... Monica o my sister leke aaya lee cooper Aaya kyon hai tu yaha re pin silaya bina puchha re Pins dega bhai banega plan, bigdega o meraa plan bigdega gadhe Jawani janeman hasin dilruba, mile do dil jawan misal ho gaya Shikari khud yaha shikar ho gaya, yeh kya gajab hua yeh kaise kab hua Naa janu mai, naa jane woh Khamosh Bey teree toh bap kaa raj hai kya Ma ma mai aapko nahee bola, baba mai aapko nahee bola Abb aapke samne aa rahe hai jille ilahi Sahibe aalam shehanshahe akbar ha ha ha ha ha..... Anarkali hamne suna hai ke sheku ke sath tumhari Lochaye jawani bahut gul khila rahee haikha Mohabbat gul nahee toh kya rasgulle khilayegi jahan panah Khamosh ek adnan kanij Hindustan kee mallika banne kee aarju rakhti hai Sipahiyon iss bemat laundi ko le jao aur diwaro me chunwa do Takliyaj ah meraa matlab hai irshad Pyar kiya toh darna kya, jab pyar kiya toh darna kya Pyar kiya koee choree nahee kee, apnon se parda karana kya Pyar kiya toh darna kya, jab pyar kiya toh darna kya Akbar-e-ajam mughal-e-ajam inn aankho me Kanij kee sehmi hui hasrate hai Mere aankho se mere khwab naa chhiniye Shekhu agar tumhari aarju ek kanij hai ek bandhi hai Toh yeh bandhi hame bahu ke rup me kabul hai Chalo dildar chalo jara khopche me chalo Ham hai taiyyar chalo Hillori hollori hillo hillo hillori - (3) Chal goree chalo ri challo challo challo ri - (3) Shekhu yeh tune kya kiya, yeh chal tu parda gira Kya bhai log ha maja aaya, arey bahut maja aa raha hoga aapko Arey maja aayenga hee aayenga hee maja Kyon nahee aayenga kyon ki, mai mai england se chala aa raha hu Ummm aa aa mai... Aaja re aaja re o mere deva aaja, dil kee pyas bujha ja re Paro paro paro ishh... Meraa deva ghar aaya o ram jee - (3) Paro dekh mai tere liya kya laya hu, lense laye ho Nahee mai khud see ke laya hu, shutti Kate nahee katati yeh din yeh rat, kehani thee tumase jo dil kee bat Lo aaj mai kehati hu i love you, i love you......