Hindi Lyrics - Bade Kam Ka Bandar, Mare To Dharmindar lyrics

Meharban, kadardan, sahiban, jo log chori karte hain seena jori karte hain Topi pehan ke dhoka dete hain aur paisa lekar jan lete hain Unse to bhala mera bandar hain, jo apna aur apne ustado ka pet bharta hain Aur chain ki jindahi basar karta hain To bachha log bajao mere bandar ke nam pe tali Bade kam ka bandar -2 Mare to dharmindar, hey nache to jitendar, roye to rajendar Gaur se dekho har hero ki khubi iske andar Jo de uska bhi bhala jo na de uska bhi bhala - (4) Bade kam ka bandar - (2) Mare to dharmindar, hey nache to jitendar, roye to rajendar Gaur se dekho har hero ki khubi iske andar Tez bandar ke sat bal ka tez Ek bal seer ka, ek eyebrow ka, ek moochh ka, ek dadi ka Ek chhati ka, ek pet ka, ek gate ka, baki idhar udhar ka hai Magar bunnu, munnu Public ke dil mein sawal aata hain, kya aata hain Yeh tawiz kis kis kam aata hain, abhi batata hain Jo ladki se sharmata hain, shadi se ghabrata hain Joru se samne aate hi sar jiska jhuk jata hain Mera yeh tawiz jawan mard ban jata hain Bhuk yeh jagata hain, nind yeh badhata hain Naukri dilata hain, lottery lagata hain Achhe numbaro se bachha pas ho jata hain Aata hai kitne kam ek rupaya hain dam Woh bhi mehangaayi badh jane ki wajah se warna Aathana tha na munnu Jo le uska bhi bhala jo na le uska bhi bhala - (4) Bade kam ka bandar - (2) Mare to dharmindar, hey nache to jitendar, roye to rajendar Gaur se dekho har hero ki khubi iske andar Bunnu, munnu Humne duniya ko tawiz diya Magar bandar ne hamare liye kya kiya kya kiya Bap ne hume ghar se nikala nikala, band kiya kismat ka tala tala Chhin liya muh se niwala niwala, banke bap bandar ne pala pala Ab bolo bachho bandar achha ke bap achha, bandar Laut chalo ghar ladlo -2, binti meri man lo Tum hi meri aankhon ke tare, tum hi ho jeene ke sahare Hal-e-dil mera jan lo, (laut chalo ghar ladlo -2) Ghar ki khidkiyan tumhe pukare, dhundh rahi tumko deewaren Kaha gayi mere ghar ki baharen Izzat na neelam karo, (laut chalo ghar ladlo -2) Toda nahi tala hain daka nahi dala hain Chori nahi ki hain mehnat se kamaya hain Dhanda yeh jamaya hain mushkil se kutch paya hain Hai hai.... munnu jara dhund toh re surr kaunsa tha re ha Jo le uska bhi bhala jo na le uska bhi bhala - (2) Bapu tere pyar se bhar aya mera bhi gala - (2) Achcha hain jo man gaye warana toh cut jata gala - (2)