Clint Black's moved out to Hollyweird He's in love and that's a fact Done found hisself a movie star Gonna show him how to act You better grin, Kris, or I'll shoot ya (Laughter) Have you seen Tanya Tucker Hangin' in there, hangin' tough? Heard Dolly Parton's still got Much more than enough But if you knew county ladies That I've seen go dancin' past Should forget about Madonna Before they blow their country cla**, now Travis Tritt's got all the talent At least it seems that way to me He's a little brash and co*ky But he's got a right to be Billy Ray, he keeps right on dancin' Out of tune and out of time He drives Bubbas up the wall And the girls out of their mind Livin' legends are a diein' breed And there ain't that many left To tell the truth, I ain't been feelin' Real hot lately, my damn self I ain't old, and I ain't bitter I mad at anyone (Laughing) Hope you've taken seriously What I poked at you in fun If you've ever been to Nashville Then I think you might agree We've seen a lot of changes Things we never thought we'd see A rock-'n'-roller with a banjo Now that I might recall But a country singer with a briefcase Beats all I ever saw (Laughing) Kristofferson: I mean, you ask us to swallow a line like, "I ain't mad at anyone"? (Laughing) Kristofferson: "I ain't old and I ain't bitter," I rest my goddam case