Henry Metal - Possible Side Effects lyrics

You know they got a medicine that you'll want to take Every time that you experience an ache They got a pill that'll do you very good Or at least it's possible that it could So if you're feelin' quite unsteady Be sure to have your insurance card ready But possible side effects may include Melting into a bucket of glue If you got problems I got a molecule for you Something to tell your stupid body what to do I have a mixture with chemicals rife To help you unlock the great promises of life Consult your physician today Then go directly to the kitchen to eat bu*ter and cakes Zosin and losin, mycin and pril If they can't fix you it's likely nothing will Epam and olam, sartan and sone Then you can go enjoy an ice cream cone Now I have a mixture with chemicals rife To help you unlock the great promise of life But possible side effects may include Melting into a bucket of rabbit stew