Heltah Skeltah - The Crab Inn lyrics

[Ruck] One night I was chillin out at the crab inn Spot these two shorty wops who felt like stabbin Invited shorties to the table to break bread with us Thinkin later on they gonna give head to us [Rock] So instead we just Parlayed in the cut with A ton of seafood and these two swollen bu*t chicks Titties off the hook word I peeped them both Cuz they be bouncing when they laughed And my son had jokes [Ruck] One ate too much The other is a salad eatin b**h But they both slim shorties So it don't mean sh** [Rock] I told these chicks that I thought they both had cla** They looked at me funny and laughed Like I ain't have cash [Ruck] I said hahahahaha Had to find that funny So I said no child, I'm Tall Sean That's the Bummy [Rock] Bummy Jab baby Eat your crabs, and stop flapping That ????? b**h ate the fish like somebody's clapping [Ruck] We ate five desert shrimp Four bottles of such and such Three lobsters with these Two crabs, but we going dutch [Rock] I don't drink so I'm toe up from too much Dom P With my eyes I told shorty I'm feeling horny But she bore me yappin about her man and how he's Some dicksnot and she getting him for lots of cheese [Ruck] The other girl I'm talking to said she lives in the Bronx Work at AT&T, and she do what she wants Peep the stee, tight jeans, blonde hair and the cellular Said she got no kids, plus she push a white Celica [Rock] But I don't give a what All that sh**'s irrelevant as hell [Ruck] Ya heard about the oh oh [Rock] Hold up, hold up What's that smell? [Ruck] Ah self son I can't help the Farts from coming I ate too much food [Rock] GOD DAMN that sh** is hummin! Handle that boy! [Ruck] Got from the table and said excuse me Walked to the bathroom feelin a little loosey goosey Soon as I got inside You know I Handled my duty(doodie?) Walked back to the table Hey yo, what happened to them cuties? [Rock and Ruck talking] -f** happened to them? -I don't know son. This n***a goes to the bathroom, the b**hes ate just as much as he did, they go to the bathroom, and the bathroom is all the way on the other side of the f**in crab inn and sh**! -If I go to the bathroom you're supposed to hold them b**hes down! -f** I'm supposed to hold the b**hes hostage?! Cmon, let's get the f** out of here! [Rock] We payed the bill and we skated to the ATM To re-up on cash flow Them b**hes played me DAMN! In my truck, and we riffing all the way to the Ville [Ruck] I can't believe you let them b**hes stiff us for the bill [Rock] That's my word If I ever see'em I'ma treat'em like they dudes Straight up beat'em down on the streets end [Ruck] When I see them I'ma stick them chickens for they cash You're lights blinkin, here's a few Lincoln's for some gas [Rock] Huh? Just fart in the tank with your stinka**! You know duke? Think fast Direct me to the nearest Mobil [Ruck] Right there on the left [Rock] Went the left, and then the right Pulled up to a pump And I couldn't believe my eyes! [Ruck] I'm nearsighted But I could still tell it's the Same two punk b**hes in that Celica Get your gat son I'm bout to catch a body kid This b**h got into the stance like the Karate Kid Thinkin, this b**h's about to kick off my head I did the logical thing n***a I pulled her leg (what'd you do son?) n***a I pulled her leg (tell'em again) n***a I pulled her leg (one more time for the people) Pulled her leg [talking] -I'll pull your's right now -Stupid sons and daughters, b**hes and punk ba*tards! -f** I look like? Letting some punk a** b**hes run up out the joint? I'm supposed to be some dicksnot? -Get the f** outta here! Let this be a lesson to all you b**h crazy a** sons of b**hes...we'll get y'all -Word is bond jovi, we out!