There I stood in her doorway so boldly And I whispered a pleasure she'd miss! Though at first she refused very coldly How long can a lady resist? How long can a lady resist? She said "No!", I said "Please!" She said "No!", I said "Please!" She said "No!", I said "Please, pretty baby!" She said "No!", I said "Why?" She said "No!", I said "Why?" She said "No!", I said "Try!" She said "Maybe!" I said "Now?", she said "Well!" I said "Ah, this is swell!" And the way she looked at me was a crime! And at last, you can guess She said "Yes yes yes yes yes!" Words she really meant to say all the time! I said "No!", he said "Please!" I said "No!", he said "Please!" I said "No!", he said "Please, pretty baby!" I said "No!", he said "Why?" I said "No!", he said "Why?" I said "No!", he said "Try!" I said "Maybe!" He said "Now?", I said "Well!" He said "Ah, this is swell And you'll never know how much it will mean; So at last, confess!" I said "Yes yes yes yes yes!" That's how I subscribed to Liberty magazine!