HeirJordan - Bounce House lyrics

[Intro: Jonathan Hugo Hunte] Hey, what's up? It's your boy Bounce Veranda from the eastside of that neighborhood Your neighborhood, playboy With Junior Barsity We're about to tear it up inside this bounce house Players, do you feel me? [Verse 1] [Heir Jordan] In my bounce house, you know I'm jumpin' In my bounce house, I've got a toaster oven In my bounce house, I have cable Big bathtub and my own craft table [Isaac Knox] My bounce house, servin' plates of sushi In my bounce house, I've seen like eighty booties My bounce house, they should make a movie About my bounce house, what's Scorcese doing? [Heath McNease] In my bounce house, I'm eatin' peanut bu*ter (Who that right there?) Man, that's Gina's brother Remember when she told me we should meet each other? Well earlier today, we went to Chuck E. Cheese together [Heir Jordan] Amen, boy It's so spacious [Hook] In my bounce house, bounce house Everybody wanna get a bounce house My bounce house, bounce house Everybody comin' in the bounce house My bounce house, bounce house Everybody run up in the bounce house In my bounce house, bounce house Bounce house, bounce house [Verse 2] [Isaac Knox] And that's just the first floor, we ain't scratched the surface We got pediatric nurses if you have insurance It's no fair, got a fair with a Ferris wheel (It fell over!) In that case, we have a carousel [Heath McNease] I'm sippin' lean in my house of bounces (How much it weigh?) A thousand pound-ses Fell asleep, woke up in a bouncy new Bugatti (Why yo house a pyramid?) Illuminati [Heir Jordan] Bounce house livin', got no regrets Had dinner with the president, Oprah's next Got wires all around, but they don't connect And then your mama came over and almost broke her neck (Oh no!) [Bridge: Jimmy Ventura] In my bounce house (Tell ‘em, Jimmy) You wouldn't believe the things (Ventura!) A Vitamin Water pool With a golden rope swing The cast of Dawson's Creek (Was that Pacey?) And a butler named Klaus In my bounce house Is another bounce house [Hook] [Verse 3] [Heath McNease] This house is real, no silicone Filled to the brim with the real deal holyfield helium Christina Milian was all up in the middle of it just about a week ago And every brother really wanted time for the double jump Rickety parts, ain't allowed without a harness, I'mma get a gun And shoot up every single solitary article or particle of matter now, tryna get it done [Heir Jordan] Wanna bounce, better get a move on But don't even think of leaving your shoes on Having tea parties, sipping oolong Somebody pa** that Grey Poupon We bouncin', we strugglin' We bouncin', we hustlin' Got a lion, a tiger, a bison, a viper And we're still gonna put more stuff in [Isaac Knox] Developing developments of bounce houses Downtown is now our projects I started a couple of apartments 'til I found that it's too complex Come and get it, I just put in basements Better get your money, here comes an invasion But ever since the price went up, they been hatin' They don't know I gotta adjust for inflation [Bridge 2: Jimmy Ventura] In my bounce house I'm always on my grind It's a tourism attraction With a highway sign We revitalize the town And the whole economy It's kind of a big deal So please bounce responsibly [Outro: Jonathan Hugo Hunte] Hey, Junior Barsity That was a bouncy hit, man We just havin' fun Aye, little girl You better not be in here right now We're recording a hit Hey, what do you got that thing for? Hey, you better— You better stop— You better put that—