Heather P Wilson - WHO'S Telling Granny lyrics

Who`s telling Granny Her knickers aren`t on right? , She wore them like that yesterday And it`s not a pretty sight. Her elastic must have given way So she tucked them in a belt, And that looks like a rough old thing It`s sure not made of felt. But she`s a hardy old un That was brought up without a fuss When a pair of drawers did a week And maybe a few days plus. Now the legs are hanging down Well below her pinny, At least they`re not flapping `cause Gran`s anything but skinny. Best I find a new pair And leave them in her room, She`s had these on for eight days Must be time to change them soon.