Oh Valentine, handsome Valentine Bestow your love with care, Don`t hand it out haphazardly Or it will vanish in the air. Romance entwined with enchantment Could seep into your heart To be accepted in an instant Then without farewell, depart. Kisses given randomly May never find a loving home, They`ll settle for a moments pa**ion Then be thrown away to roam. Oh Valentine, handsome Valentine I fear you`ve not heard a word I said, As your new found sweetheart You`ve already taken to your bed. I`ll now shout through the keyhole (I really have no shame) 'Before your lover leaves this town At least find out her name'.