Heather P Wilson - Happy Land lyrics

I would love to visit 'Happy Land', I`m not sure which way to go, It seems all who make it there Emit a festive glow. A friend enlightened me She said ' you go by bottle' I replied ' that`s silly It doesn`t even have a throttle. She told me, I would need a gla** Then pour my booze out neat, As I`m an untidy person That task I`d not complete. It seems I`ll be unlucky Sitting here alone with my wine, Wishing I`d found that merry place Where I could drink and dine. If you find your way to 'Happy Land' Give a thought to me, Left here dancing on a table Around my Christmas tree.