Heather P Wilson - Going Off The Rails lyrics

If ever a journey Was destined to fail, It was the one that travelled On the rarely used rail. The train swerved round the bend Trudged up the hill, Went straight past the station (Pa**engers are waiting there still) . The driver continued Without any fear, He`d pa**ed many before Year after year. The distressed station master Looked rigid with rage, His face was bright red (Not good at his age) , When the train hit a tunnel Then flew into the air, Billy exclaimed 'It just isn`t fair', Standing up he announced ' This is no fun', Stomped out of the room And left the train to his son.