Heath McNease - Bicentennial Man (My Mazda) lyrics

[Intro: spoken] Yeah… my Mazda goes 0 to 65 real slow It's got them cupholders, though (Yeah) [Verses] I hope that portable piano of Vanessa Carlton's smashes Everything I've ever loved and all my precious parcels Y'all go to Nordstrom, I go H&M for better bargains Tell Beatrix Helen Potter someone's in McGregor's Garden That whole family of anthropomorphic rabbits is canon According to man understanding he's born into madness Burning like Alice, Virgil said I'm a Duracell rabbit That's why I'm enduring the sky, firmament, earth, and the planets – Gaia So why am I alone? Am I crazy to think my face Embrace Time Magazine like Ayatollah Khomeini? Try Konami code in the primal throes of the 80s 30 extra lives but nobody here's programmed to save me R.I.P. Petey Pablo Heath Diablo, he hablo No ingles but look like freaking Rob Lowe With sleek-looking obliques like he D'Angelo I don't want these fans Snapchatting pics of they pantaloons Or pantalones Either way, Geronimo He is a Lothario slash rap Impresario But your mama though Still think she Rosario Dawson So I serve it Arantxa Sánchez Vicario In the deuce court, who score More than Heath McNease just did? No one short of Bjorn Borg, Boris, Pete, or Goran Ivanišević Surely the recent binge of sportsmen in need of course treatment Means that misogyny's antiquated like Cloris Leachman My systolic trump my diastolic My mind just started five diabolical plots to demolish a word's meaning Will this be the last or first meeting? Should I use sermon reading approach with hermeneutics or simply defer to preaching? Or refer to seeking, in an Acts 1:8 approach Or would they reproach when they approach the bench "Should have used creator's quotes" Red letter semantics, better checks, better advances Veteran stances on incredible stanzas better my chances I don't know algorithms to sell albums or tickets I see thousands of kids sitting through tragedies without intermission I sat there and listened all pa**ive and pensive asking him questions half the potential gets doused 'cause life hasn't relented