Heath Cottengim - Your Flag (Is Wack) lyrics

[Hook: Heath Cottengim] Your flag is wack, your flag is wack, your flag is wack Belgium just Germany taking a nap I'd take it all back If you'd just change the flag I be on the attack ‘Cause your flag is wack [Verse 1: Heath Cottengim] Indonesia and Monaco, one of you has gotta go How's the public supposed to know Who's who when that sh**s on the pole You're no better Poland, looking Upside-down like Spiderman Next time hire a designer So your flag don't look so stolen You may think I'm mad, you may think I'm absurd But it ain't my fault Netherlands looks like Luxembourg So many bad flags I can't tell them apart Which one of these is Ireland and Which one's Cote d'Ivoire? I be in the stadium Watchin' the game Chad and Romania Look exactly the same You'd be none the wiser If I asked you to squint It's like the designer Threw out the blueprint Not tryna to make enemies Half the Middle East looks Yemeni Throwing flags out like a referee Don't care if it's a felony Extortion, genocide, organ shortages, yellow fever Are not why I take the time to call up every foreign leader (telephone rings) Hello, you've reached Prime Minister of Australia Hey Malcolm, how come you still stealin' from New Zealand? I mean it. I'll break these Union Jack's backs Like the Bane of flags I'm not insane, I'm just statin' the facts Let's bring it back for you amnesiacs [Hook: Heath Cottengim] Your flag is wack, your flag is wack, your flag is wack Norway is okay if you can do math (do math) If you can't take the flak Take it off the map It's as simple as that ‘Cause your flag is wack Your flag is wack, your flag is wack, your flag is wack Greenland pretends to not be an app Don't tell me to relax I'll watch your country collapse Nepal gets a pa** But your flag is wack [Verse 2: Heath Cottengim] I want flags different, distinct and unique Think Canada, Panama, Zanzibar and Mozambique, ayy Wait, Mozambique has an AK? They're not so scary, their military's Smaller than Notre Dame Although I enjoy this, let me be open When bad sh** gets hoisted, people get disappointed Point is this message is essential, so don't try to avoid it ‘Cause I'll just keep roasting the globe 'till I hit the ocean (Let's go!) Seychelles, looking like I'm about to get my groove on Qatar, looking like I'm bout to tear a coupon Kyrgyzstan's'll work, but you gotta turn it on first Look at Antwerp's too long and it starts to hurt Don't expect apology, won't accept low quality Just next time respect vexillology Try to find the strength to face the fact that Maybe the flag needs to tend the rabbits I'm probably preaching to the choir But when it comes to flags I think we can Raise the bar a little higher To those who'd fight a redesigner I'll leave you looking like the guy in the Benin Empire [Hook: Heath Cottengim] Your flag is wack, your flag is wack, your flag is wack Rather be Martian than live under that Some flags have cla** Others are crap I'd start from scratch ‘Cause your flag is wack Your flag is wack, your flag is wack, your flag is wack Pocatello, what am I lookin' at? It shouldn't have taken a rap To convince you that When it comes to flags Your flag is wack