With your complicated apparatus In your elaborate laboratory Doctor Frankenstein won't you create us Something terrifying for us to see And ooh, we like to be frightened We like to see something that takes away our breath Now ooh, we like to be frightened We like to see something that scares us half to d**h Ooh-ooh-ooh With your dangerous dental arrangement In your creepy old crumbling chateau Count Dracula showed us what "strange" meant When you started in talking so slow And ooh, we like to be frightened We like to see something that takes away our breath Now ooh, we like to be frightened We like to see something that scares us half to d**h Ooh-ooh-ooh And when I take my baby to a movie show It's got to be a horror flick or she won't go I just want to tell you that it's out of sight When it starts getting scary and she's holding me tight (Hold me tight now!) With your split-personality potion That covers all your body with hair Doctor Jekyll, won't you go through the motions So Mister Hyde can give us a scare? And ooh, we like to be frightened We like to see something that takes away our breath Now ooh, we like to be frightened We like to see something that scares us half to d**h