Havoc Prodeje - Guess-A-Dad lyrics

[Interlude: Prodeje as Carry Coffin] Good evening ladies and gentleman My name is Carry Coffin And I'm your host of today show And today's topic of the show is called "Guess-A-Dad" Yess! "Guess-A-Dad". I bet a lot of you motherf**ers Out there wondering what the hell am I talking about So check this out.. All you mothers out there I know y'all can relate this Especially out there in the hood - you hood rats Umm have you ever got f**ed by like five different guys Like Tim, Jim, umm, Ted or.. or Peter or Mark And then you wind up pregnant And they you'll be wondering to yourself: "Which one of these guys is the daddy of my baby" And then, that's where "Guess-A-Dad" comes in You get the guess who the daddy is So, you bite his little kid, and it.. You know, takes a blood sample and then figure out Who's the daddy is.. So when your little son or daughter comes up to you Like were nine or ten years old and say: "who's my dad" You say: "call guess a dad and you'll soon know who your daddy is" And that's today show.. see ya Come back tomorrow, all you hood rats.. out