Harry "The Hipster" Gibson - 4f Ferdinand, The Frantic Freak lyrics

They call him 4F Ferdinand The Frantic Freak He's got a face like a fish, and two flat feet He's a flippant as a frog Fat as a hog Fickle as a female flirting in a fog He could fade in a flash Man, they made him 4F in the draft 4F Ferdie was a fighting fool But he fought with only girls in the grammar school The only 1A cla** he ever made Was the one in the very first grade And in this grade he always stayed From the very first grade he never strayed Man he liked it, that's right, got along with the teacher and everything He's got epileptic fits, a very bad rash Now he's 4F Ferdinand in the draft They made him change his grade to 4 Now he's in 1A no more But he's married to the teacher and they're doing fine Cause he's 4F and she's 69 They got two kids and they're sure a mess Now he's the father of two 4F's So if they ever have to change his cla** Man, they'll make him 8F in the draft I hear he's living down in the Village on Greenwich Street 4F Ferdinand, The Frantic Freak 4F Ferdinand, The Frantic Freak He's doing all reet Well all reet