Harries i don’t like you Why are you h*mophobic I am in love with a guy Go su*k a big fat dick No i’m not f**king camille right now Taylor is gay too Please leave me alone before kendall takes a sh*t on you I don’t care about your opinion Jeff isn’t my best friend I don’t like my managers Why are you convinced that i do I’m in love with louis tomlinson Ohhh can’t you seeeee? I’m as gay as a rainbow And i’ve read tired tired sea Young and beautiful is the best fanfic Billie jean is my favourite song! The kid is not his son He isn’t dating an elevator Leave louis alone Before i throw a chair at you All the love, H xx