Harry Nilsson - The Cast and Crew lyrics
[Intro: Otto Preminger] STOP! We are not through yet And before you Skidoo We would like to introduce our cast and crew! [Verse 1] Jackie Gleason was Tony Banks Carol Channing: Flo Frankie Avalon: Angie Fred Clark: A tower guard Michael Constantine: Leech Frank Gorshin: The Man John Phillip Law: Stash Peter Lawford: The Senator Burgess Meredith: The Warden George Raft: The Skipper Cesar Romero was Hechy Mickey Rooney: "Blue Chips" Packard And Groucho Marx played "God" In the Otto Preminger film Ski-doodle-y-do-do-doo! [Verse 2] With Arnold Stang as Harry Doro Merande as The Mayor Phil Arnold as her husband Slim Pickens: the switchboard operator Robert Donner as another switchboard operator Richard Kiel as Beany Tom Law as Geronimo Jaik Rosenstein as "Eggs" Benedict (Benedict!) Stacy King as The Amazon And Renny Roker as a prison guard Roman Gabriel as a prison guard And Nilsson as a tower guard And Stone Country as themselves *spoken* And the Orange County Ramblers played the Green Bay Packers! [Verse 3] And Introducing Austin Pendleton as Fred Alexandra Hay as Darlene And Luna as "God's" mistress Well, you kno-ow what I mean! Music and lyrics by Nilsson who also played a tower guard Arranged and conducted by George Tipton, a very good friend! *the rest is spoken* [Verse 4] Coreography: Tom Hansen Costumes: Rudi Gernreich Photographed in Panavision and Technicolor Director of Photography: Leon Shamroy, A.S.C *ahem* Sound: Glenn Anderson, Franklin Milton and Lloyd Hanks (Thanks!) Camera Operators: Irving Rosenberg and Dewey Wrigley Chief Electrician: Fred Hall Key Grip: Leo McCreary Transportation: George Coleman! [Verse 5] Editor: George Rohrs Assistant Editor: Dean Ball Music Editor: Fred Prior Sound Effects Editor: Don Higgins Negative Cutter: Connie Roese Script Supervisor: Kathleen f*gan *cackles* (Oh boy!) [Verse 6] Art Director: Robert E. Smith Assistant Art Director: J. Monte Elliot Set Decorator: Fred Price Special Effects: Charles Spurgeon Painter: Eugene Acker Property Master: Kenny Westcott Commercials by John Urie Executive Assistant to the Producer: Nat Rudich! [Verse 7] Dialogue Coach: Max Slater (scat sounds) Story and Casting: Erik Kirkland Production Managers: Kenny Deland and Howard Joslin Assistand Directors: Erich von Stroheim, Jr., Wally Jones, Al Murphy and Steven North Production Accountant: Herman Darstein Production Secretary: Joyce Lilley Costume Coordinator: Hope Bryce Makeup: Web Overlander! Hairdressing: Vivian Thompson Wardrobe: Ted Parvin, Phyllis Garr, George Thompson and John Perry! Visual Consultant and Titles by Sandy Dvore And once more, they were executed by Pacific! *ahem* (How's your popcorn?) [Verse 8] Copyright, M-C-M-L-X-V-I-I-I By Sigma Productions, Inc., (Your seat's on fire.) The story, the characters and the indicents are fictitious, ho-hum, etc., etc It's a Paramount (TM) Release A Gulf + Western Company Written by Mr. Doran William Cannon Produced and Directed by, um, eh, Otto Preminger