They tried to conquer the world with guns Like a horde of Huns That had to be removed We used a secret weapon We did it with a groove They tried to conquer the world with administration And make one nation But then they had to move We made us a home Built on a groove They tried to conquer the world with kindness And blind open-mindedness Like they had something to prove They're on their own Amen, we got the groove They tried to conquer the world and call it art So did Bonaparte Now he hangs in the Louvre It's not a museum piece This is the groove