Harry Connick, Jr. - I'll never be jealous again lyrics

Mabel: Hinesy, Hinesy Hines: I've learned my lesson Mabel, I'll never be jealous again Mabel: You stick to that now Hines: Absolutely Mabel: Now that's easier said than done Hines: I can do it Mabel: I knew it But lets take an example, just for fun Picture this, you sitting here waiting for her to come back from a date Hines: there I am, sitting and waiting for her to come back from a date Mabel: Here she comes, her blouse is unbu*ton her stockings are not very straight Hines: Here she comes, her blouse is unbu*toned her stockings are not very straight Mabel: Later on, she gets a bouque with a card in it saying "Baby, you were great" "Well, Hinesy, what would you do then?" Hines: I would trust her, I would trust her, by George, I swear I would trust her No I'll never be jealous again Mabel: Nice work, Hinesy Hines: I knew I could do it Mablel Mabel: Now lets take another example Picture this, you've got nothing to do so you drop in to chat for awhile Hines: There I am, I've got nothing to do so I drop in to chat for awhile Mabel: Somethings up, the windows are open and Gladys is forcing a smile Hines: Somethings up, the window is open and Gladys is forcing a smile Mabel: There you see, a shirt and a tie and pair of pants in a nice neat little pile "Well, Hinesy" Hines: I woud trust her, I would trust her, by George I swear I would trust her Oh I'll never be jealous, I'll never never never never...be jealous again Mabel: That's it Hinesy you're practically cured! Hines: There'll be no more nightmares to sleep through No more key holes to peep through Mabel: No more bushes to creep through Hines: That's my plan Mabel: Well now that you're a new man Picture this, you go to your sweeties apartment you borrow the key Hines: There I am, I go to my sweeties apartment, I borrow the key Mabel: There she is, she's giving a sailor a very affectionate squeeze Hines: There she is, she's giving a sailor a very affectionate squeeze Mabel: Then, to boot, she tells you she was in the arms of a cousin who was back from over seas Hines: A COUSIN BACK FROM OVER SEAS? DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BEL- Mabel: Hinesy... Hines: I would trust her, I would trust her, by George I swear, I would trust her No I'll never be jealous...I'll never never never never never....never be jealous again