Harry Chapin - Dirty Old Man lyrics

In the sixties I wrote about four hundred songs Before anybody even paid any attention And they, they fit into two categories They were my, my protest songs Which, I was known as Gaypin Chapin in those days And uh, in my, my protest songs had the implications behind them If only the world was as truly wonderful as I am There'd be no problems and somehow these didn't go over very well And then I had my cool, macho stud ballads These were songs rather Disparately intended to get someone of the opposite s** Horizontal for an extended period of time with me And uh, I will demonstrate Why you never heard of me in the sixties Alright, this is one verse of one song of that The cool, macho stud period, okay I've had pretty women in my days Yeah, those long haired beauties Simply rained in my way I treat 'em right and they just love me more And when they gave me trouble I just show them the door I'm a dirty old man and I don't give a damn Where were you guys during the sixties, man I needed you