HanSolo - Slight Weapons Malfunction lyrics

Han Solo, Luke Skywalker disguised as stormtroopers and Chewbacca k** three stormtroopers in the d**h Star's detention center. The intercom beeps. [Imperial Officer (Intercom)] What's happened up there?! Han and Luke take off their helmets and look at each other in worry. Han rushes over to the intercom. [Han Solo] Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction. But, everything's perfectly alright now. We're... fine. We're all fine here now. Thank you. How are you? [Imperial Officer (Intercom)] We're sending a squad up. [Han Solo] Uh, negative. We have a reactor leak here, now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Large leak; very dangerous. [Imperial Officer (Intercom)] There's no reactor on that floor. [Han Solo] Yes, well- Han grabs a nearby manual and skims through it. [Han Solo] I talked to...Dave Johnson in stormtrooper engineering and he said there is a reactor here. [Imperial Officer (Intercom)] Dave Johnson? Hang on one second. Okay, I have Dave Johnson on the line. Dave, did you install a reactor in the prisoner control room? [Dave Johnson (Intercom)] Uh, no. No. There's no reactor there. Han Solo tosses the book. [Han Solo] Well, I don't know what to tell you, but I'm staring straight at a reactor. Maybe Vader had it installed yesterday. [Imperial Officer (Intercom)] Hang on a second. Darth Vader's breathing is heard over the intercom. [Darth Vader (Intercom)] What do you want? Han starts to panic and Chewbacca rolls next to Han with his bowcaster armed looking for Vader. [Imperial Officer (Intercom)] Lord Vader, did you install a reactor in the prisoner control room? Han tells Chewbacca to shush. [Darth Vader (Intercom)] Uh, not that I know of. Hang on one second. Sheila, can you get me the plans to the d**h Star? Okeydokey. Got the plans here. Let me have a look. Han looks at Chewbacca and he shrugs in confusion. Chewbacca points at something and Han looks in worry. Chewbacca sneaks off and Han notices that he snuck away. [Darth Vader (Intercom)] No reactor that I can see. But, might as well put one in. There's always room for another reactor. [Imperial Officer (Intercom)] We'll send a team up to build the new reactor. [Han Solo] Uh, no, no. Not necessary. We've got it under control. Han shoots the intercom. [Han Solo] Boring conversation, anyway. Okay, let's build this reactor.