Hannibal Buress - Fire SUV lyrics

Comedy is fun but I really, I really want to be a firefighter I want to be a firefighter so I can drive the fire SUV Cause I don't know what the fire SUV does when they get to the fire Like ---- Yep that's a fire Confirmed that is a fire, yup Well I guess we gotta sit here and wait for the firetruck so they can put some water on that sh**, cause this is just a Chevy Blazer... We do not have a water hose those people gon burn up until the firetruck gets here That's sad and unfortunate, what's on the radio the dude in the fire SUV is just the boss Which has gotta be pretty easy to direct people when you dealing with fire "Hey guys right there where there's that fire" "Yeah" "I'd like for you to put some water on that sh**, consistently until there's no more fire. And we're gonna go with the same approach right here, we're gonna put water on the fire Until there's no more fire" They probably had meetings in the morning "I wanna, guys I wanna call everybody's attention to the board right here Hypothetically, if it's fire right here, we want to put water on the fire, until there's no more fire We're gonna go with a similar strategy right here, put water on the fire until there's no more fire Because that's what we do we're goddamn firefighters" I bet they had the same agenda for every meeting but they just whiteout the date Write over it, to save paper...