Hank Green - Nerdfighteria Island lyrics

I wake up in my racecar bed Tame the puff thats on my head My feet are cold as they hit the floor I don't think im home anymore... John shouts "hank, i don't mean to scare ya But i think that we woke up in nerdfiteria Settle down now, clear the area Then look out the window" Cuz i dont know what it is that i can see This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D There's no place that i'd rather be Then living here with my nerdy friends Making videos happily On nerdfiteria island Dressing up like i did in high school Taking s**y photographs Talking bout women hwo like men And girraffes who like girraffes Let's go down to nerdfighteria city Where the roads are paved with peeps And everyone is so witty And there are no perverted creeps Cuz i dont know what it is that i can see This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D Theres nothing that i'd rather eat Than foods that perfectly blend God i love smoothies made of meat On nerdfighteria island There's certain rules u should obey Like never ever FTBA And now i come to think of it Let's take that worlds** down a bit We don't care one iota About winner, south dakoda Now that we have our awesome island Wiht awesome seas and awesome awesome Cuz i dont know what it is that i can see This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D There's no place that i'd rather be Then living here with my nerdy friends Making videos happily On nerdfiteria island