Hank Green - Jesus Gets Nothing For Christmas lyrics

Oh boys and girls it's That time of year again It's time to show off all our Generosity to our friends We've been waiting for Three hundred sixty four Days in which we've been real good And done all of our chores But I think that it's important That we think of those out there To whom we do not give presents Even though we really care 'cause there's just one man Who gets nothing each year And it's certainly not because he's been bad How he longs to hear Santas reindeer But he never has And yeah that makes him sad He never has and yeah that makes him sad You know, everyone thinks of Jesus On the eve of Christmas But no one ever thinks to put him on their list So jesus gets nothing for christmas Yeah jesus gets nothing for christmas When he was a boy Back in galillee He never got presents Christmas didn't exist you see And now that he's grown No body guessed That he wants that 24 piece metric drill bit set Jesus is a carpenter You know that that is true And he's tired of using 2000 year old tools Just because he's the man Who gets nothing each year Even though he hasn't been bad How he longs to hear Santa's reindeer But he never has and yeah that makes him sad He never has and yeah that makes him sad You know, everyone thinks Of Jesus On the eve Of Christmas But no one ever thnks to put him on their list So Jesus gets nothing for christmas Yeah jesus gets nothing for christmas All he wants is World peace But he also kinda likes the look Of that new old navy fleece And yeah he wants to end Violence and war But he also kinda wants to Try out grand theft auto 4 He gets no milk and cookies Like that fat santa clause does He's the reason for the season But he's always sad because He is the man who gets nothing each year Even though he hasn't been bad How he longs to hear Santas reindeer But he never has and yeah that makes him sad He never has and yeah that makes him sad. You know, everyone thinks of Jesus On the eve of christmas But no one ever thinks to put Him on their list So Jesus gets nothing for christmas Yeah Jesus gets nothing for christmas Jesus just doesn't know what to do He doesn't want to seem like an ungrateful youth And the worst part is it's his birthday too And jesus gets nothing for christmas.