Hank Green - The List lyrics

I'm sitting in the minivan, it's about one a.m I can't believe I'm hanging out with Margo Roth Spiegelman She hands me a grocery list, and I say "What is this?" She gives me a hundred dollars and says that should cover it Three whole catfish wrapped separately A six-pack of Mountain Dew, tissues, and some Veet A dozen tulips, a bottle of water A can of blue spray paint, a giant tub of Vaseline She told about the Vaseline very specifically There's a baby size, a mommy size, and a big fat daddy The daddy is the one I need, I don't know why I need it But you don't argue with Margo Roth Spiegelman, I agree Three whole catfish wrapped separately A six-pack of Mountain Dew, tissues, and some Veet A dozen tulips, a bottle of water A can of blue spray paint, a giant tub of Vaseline I walk up to the door of the grocery store Preparing myself for all the weird looks that I'm in for I mean, what do you do when the cashier looks at you And you've got those a**orted items sitting there in front of you? Three whole catfish wrapped separately A six-pack of Mountain Dew, tissues, and some Veet A dozen tulips, a bottle of water A can of blue spray paint, a giant tub of Vaseline And a giant tub of Vaseline And a giant tub of Vaseline