Hank Green & the Perfect Strangers - I'd Rather lyrics

Have you ever wondered What it would be like To be exposed to vacuum space? The saliva boiling on your tongue And your eyes popping out of your face And the air rushes out of your lungs And your alveoli start to rupture and bleed Well that's about ninety percent of how I felt When you did what you did to me So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement Or eat a dozen tires Or maybe only ever eat wet cat food for the whole rest of my life And no I don't think we'll get together again And no I don't think we can still be friends There's so many things I'd rather do Than spend another day with you I'm getting this really strong vibe That you never gave a damn about me And that's why you think it's no big deal For you to come around and see me But that's not how I feel about you In fact I think I never wanna see you at all So maybe I'll inject gasoline in my eye And then hold a lighter to my eyeball So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement Or eat a dozen tires Or put everything I love in a pile and set it all on fire And no I don't think we'll get together again And no I don't think we can still be friends There's so many things I'd rather do Than spend another day with you Feed my hand to a guinea pig Put a lightbulb up in my a** Reenact that scene from Die Hard Where Bruce walks around on the gla** Call up my mom and tell her she s**s Or drink a gallon of my own pee Pay a group of skinheads twenty-five bucks to really beat the sh** out of me So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement Or eat a dozen tires Or maybe only ever eat wet cat food for the whole rest of my life And no I don't think we'll get together again And no I don't think we can still be friends There's so many things I'd rather do Than spend another day with, spend another minute with, spend another second with you