I did some time in Tokyo In a dojo Learned Karate and Kung Fu And Judo because you know CHORUS I'm a f**kin' Samurai from the Darkside Eating fried rice, and I lie I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese I'm on the Trapeze, and I'm free In Nagasaki, I'm drinking Saki And watching hockey in my jockeys And I'm a servant to technology CHORUS In my Nissan, I put the Priest on And I head out on the highway to Budokan I'm metal basted and domo wasted CHORUS