I know a crazy cat that rides the train all day long He's got a gal in every town and he's never alone He says the union pacific always treats him right He goes joint jumpin' in a different town every night He says, "come on train my baby's out there waiting, I got a big date so don't make me late." He hits the main drag just as hard as he can go They call him locomotive Joe, he's a railroad romeo When he gets to ft. worth ("I got on my boots and hat!") How 'bout Oklahoma city ("I got my hair slicked back!") He hits each town and checks 'en like an old trot line And sonof*gun if he don't get a bite each time